A while back I seem to remember a movie being released called "Eyes Wide Shut." I think I will be the staring roll in the seguel. It will be called "Eyes Glued Shut."
I have already been practicing for the rill by putting up with dried tears glueing my eyelashes together every time I close them long enough to take a nap or attempt to sleep at night.
I guess it could be worse. They could just thicken up into gooey "eye boogers" like you see on babies that cry themselves to sleep.
Instead I have to clean the "sand" out of my eyes several tiles a day and often during the night as well. I may start sollecting it. After all it probably won't take but a month for me to have enough to fill in the pit hole in the road near my house.
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